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Old Mar 24, 2007, 05:10 AM // 05:10   #3121
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cold



Should i kill more people on Gears?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:21 AM // 10:21   #3122
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no, kill more people in real life

why do people behead puppies and put the heads in boxes to mail to their secret crushes with some chocolates?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:30 AM // 10:30   #3123
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O_o ... because the head is the cutest part.

how many puppies have you beheaded?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:30 AM // 10:30   #3124
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none, but i have beheaded 12 pigs

are you afraid?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:31 AM // 10:31   #3125
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only pigs need be afraid.

are you like the pig mafia or something?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:32 AM // 10:32   #3126
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no, im in a death cult that uses pig blood for sustenance

is that weird?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:33 AM // 10:33   #3127
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umm ... not to some, i guess.

how long before she calls?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:34 AM // 10:34   #3128
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forever

is that depressing?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:35 AM // 10:35   #3129
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meh i can wait.

is it beer time yet?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:39 AM // 10:39   #3130
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of course, why wait

why are you drinking so early?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:41 AM // 10:41   #3131
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it's 9:41pm over here. heading up to the pub at 10pm
plus we get an extra hour of drinking because daylight savings ends at 3am, turning the clock back to 2am.

who invented daylight savings anyway?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:47 AM // 10:47   #3132
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americans, because of the transcontinental railroad

why do americans feel they need to do everything?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:52 AM // 10:52   #3133
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because they don't have quality beer.

will it rain tonight?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:54 AM // 10:54   #3134
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no

what if it does?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:54 AM // 10:54   #3135
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that means someone did the rain dance!

do you know the rain dance?

(time for beer! catch ya later!)
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 10:56 AM // 10:56   #3136
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nope, wasnt me

who doesnt enjoy beer?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 01:54 PM // 13:54   #3137
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a midgit monkey on steroids


If I walk in the woods and fall flat on my face, when will I get drunk?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 05:09 PM // 17:09   #3138
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Yesterday.

Will a dead cat get flatter if you run over it again?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 06:07 PM // 18:07   #3139
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It depends if it was made from paper.

Why did the cat die if it has 8 lives left?
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Old Mar 24, 2007, 06:54 PM // 18:54   #3140
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He traded the other 8 to Fallen for a halibut.

Why is beer and pancakes the true breakfast of champions?
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